LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the 50 years of “James Bond” films, have you ever seen him deal with a “Guatemalan Chick?” 
Yeah! Me neither! So…

Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the main event!


I think this is the closest I would ever get to Daniel Craig! LMAO!!
Before I start this blog post, I want to thank my parents for never believing in me! To my “macho” Father who always told me that I couldn’t do certain things because I was a “girl”. To my conformist Mother for always telling me that I had to “submit” to a man (Either my Dad or a husband). And lastly, thank you to my ex-husband Javier Tiscareno for being a fucking moron! – This should shed some light of the woman I’ve become: I’m the ‘man’. I will never get remarried; and, I have ‘bigger balls’ and more courage than my ex-husband and my father combined! I wasted 34 years of my life dealing with these 3 negative-toxic people; and quite honestly, I’m happy to be away from them now! 

The past 6 years have been very interesting for me! I’ve gone through some really exciting moments; and, also through some very nasty shit! (It’s going to be a good “Tell All” book, man! Lol!). Yet, I always remain positive regardless of the situation I’m in. I believe that 
“everything is possible” and I guess that’s the fuel that motivates me every day! 

I’m currently surrounded by good-positive-energetic people! From the surety that I’m writing bail bonds with (AIA Surety) to my new boss Mike, who happens to be a pretty cool dude! (I’m not kissing his ass, he’s actually pretty nice! And he doesn’t get into “my” business!). My web-designer Jayson, who’s awesome! And my graphic artist Freddy, who’s also from Guatemala (this “Chapín” dude has my back!) Of course, I wouldn’t be creating and doing what I’m doing today without the help and support from my friend Wendy and her family! The unconditional love, support and understanding from my three teenage kids: Reece, Rio and Sabrina. And many other people who have come to “ride” the “crazy train” with me! LOL! I can honestly tell you that at this moment in my life, and at 40 years old: I am fulfilled! Whatever else I’ll accomplish from this point on is a bonus! 🙂 

OK! Now let me get to the juicy stuff! On August 15th, 2014 (just a couple of weeks ago), I received an email from the U.S. Trademark Trial and Appeal Board letting me know that Danjaq, LLC or as I call them, “the Vagina people” (The name Danjaq is a combination of the James Bond creators respective wives’ names: “Dana and Jacqueline”), which owns the “James Bond” films and shit, had filed an opposition to my application to trademark my brand, “SUPER BOND GIRL”. Oh man! They just opened a can of worms and they don’t even know it! Oh well, I just hope none of these “old farts” gets a heart-attack while dealing with me! hahahahahahahaha!!!! 

Since I blog about my real life; I’m actually very excited to share this process with you, my readers! In this blog post, I have included all the “legal” mambo-jumbo shit that Christopher C. Larkin attorney at Seyfarth Shaw LLP filed on behalf of “the vagina people”. I have 40 days (September 24, 2014) to file my answer and respond to these fuckers. Once I do that, I’ll post it! So stay tuned! 


Yeah! Turn this shit up!!!!

Nancy Tiscareno – Super Bond Girl

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