Ladies! Don’t Buy a Whole Pig…

I’ve served divorce papers on behalf of many of my girlfriends. It’s sad! But, we all know that “shit happens.” Last month, I served divorce papers on behalf of one of my closest friends who decided to say, “I don’t” two months after she said, “I do” (A wonderful marriage that lasted 2 months!) Hahahaha!!! Oh my gosh!!! So, just a quick reminder: 

Don’t buy a whole pig when all you want is a sausage. 

Nancy Tiscareno – Super Bond Girl

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